I Know I Swim Like An Old Man Try To Keep Up Vintage Retro T Shirt

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I�ll admit it: Over the Quit Being A Jerk In The Name Of Jesus T Shirt and by the same token and past few months, I�ve really leaned into this more casual, at-home iteration of Vogue HQ. But you wouldn�t necessarily know of my laissez-faire sartorial attitude should we meet on Zoom. Working at home, I like to prioritize comfort and function over form. Unbeknownst to my immaculately dressed colleagues, I�ve grown accustomed to spending many a work day in comfortable decade-old tees, buttery-soft shoulder-baring tanks, and once even (gasp) a swimsuit�things I�d never normally wear to the office. When the clock strikes 11:59 for a 12:00 virtual meeting, however, it�s time to get work-ready. How could I possibly go from grubby to presentable in 60 seconds you ask? Easy.�

The key is to have a blouse and a piece of jewelry on your desk next to you for an instant fix. If I decided on a super soft, but too-sheer white tank top, for example, I�ll take the Quit Being A Jerk In The Name Of Jesus T Shirt and by the same token and 60 seconds before my meeting to throw a printed button down over my tank. Maybe I�ll button it up, maybe I�ll leave it open, so long as I spare my colleagues from seeing too much of me. Next, with the last 30 seconds to spare, I�ll pop on a necklace to top it off, so long as the clasp cooperates. As soon as the meeting ends, I�ll remove the accoutrements, placing the necklace back on the table and draping the shirt neatly over the back of the chair next to me until needed again.�

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